the rules are simple. i choose the target, and you choose the action— date, damn, or murder. you have a month to accomplish the deed and a week to show me your progress. if i think you're slacking, i'll give you a little extra incentive, and if your results aren't satisfactory, i'll have to punish you.

oh, and one more thing. if you tell them about me, it's game over and i'll tell the whole world what you've been hiding.

— sincerely k.